What Dereliction of Duty Actually Looks Like

Boehner:  "Barry, you going to buy some of those US sovereign CDS call swaptions along with the rest of the GOP?  We're going to be rich!  I don't give a damn how it all turns out...I'm buying an island near Fiji."

Barry:  "Boner, you think the Democrats are stupid?  We did that weeks ago.  Long as hell, baby!  Let's smoke a cigarette."

Source:  Drudge